So last week I'm buying milk and soda at Walgreens.

Checker: Do you go to Cal?
Me: Yeah.
C: Where're you from?
M: San Diego.
C: Haha! Everyone from up here goes to UCLA and you guys from down south come up here. Hahaha!
M: Heh.
C: So have a good time at Cal. Watch out for all the homeless people.
M: This is my fourth year.
C: Oh.

Today I am twenty one and one half.

I just went to the vending machine and selected Peanut M&Ms and it gave me two packs. Nevermind the windfall I had before with the powdered doughnuts.

Take *that*.