A few minutes ago a poured myself a bowl of cereal, and so I opened a box of Ralph's brand raisin bran which I've had for a long time but hadn't gotten to. OMG, there were no raisins in it. Not just not very many...none at all. It's conceivable they all sifted to the bottom of the box, but I rifled through the box quite a bit and didn't find a one. I feel like I should get some kind of prize for this.

PS: I wound up eating Joe's O's instead (which I think should be called Trader O's, but who am I?).