I love Paris on Gilmore Girls.

Paris: So I told her, "Look missy--"

Rory: You called your advisor "Missy"?

Paris: It was attitudinal. I said I'm not taking AP calculus from Heneman. I'm going with Branch. Branch is a graduate of MIT and Heneman went to Berkeley. Berkeley! I mean, he may have majored in math, but what did he minor in? Bean sprouts? Forget it.

You know what else I love? Watching Gilmore Girls in my underwear at 11am on a Thursday. And then blogging about it.